Hello friends. For the past couple weeks I have been trying to update on a Monday Wednesday Friday schedule. Usually around noon-ish, which is as early as I care do almost anything. But not today. Because I forgot it was Wednesday. But I will be back on Friday with a fancy new ‘toon.
“But will it have dicks?” you ask.
“Possibly,” I answer, one eyebrow raised and a half smile on my face, “But if not, know that there is always a dick in my heart, and in your heart, too!” And with a wink, I’m off, out the broken window through which I arrived moments earlier.
You lay down again in your bed, no longer able to discern dream from reality.
Shhhhh…it’s ok…sleep now….